Review: Room

by Trevor Kirkendall

★★★★

The unbreakable bond between mother and son is on full display in “Room,” a raw and emotionally powerful film that could very well be one of the best films you’ll see this year.

“Room” is told from the perspective of five-year-old Jack (Jacob Tremblay). Jack has only ever known the one room he shares with his mother Joy (Brie Larson), who he affectionately just calls Ma. Joy has been held captive in this room for seven years and is doing the best she can to raise Jack given her circumstances. But the time has come for Joy and Jack to make their big escape from the small confines of this tiny room. Once they escape, Joy is reunited with her parents (Joan Allen and William H. Macy) and needs to reacclimatize herself to the world. Jack, on the other hand, is discovering everything about this big new world for the first time, and a lot of it is very overwhelming.

“Room” covers almost every kind of emotion you’d expect a film to pull out of you. The claustrophobic first act delivers some absolutely gut-wrenching moments, while latter sections of the film are so moving and uplifting that you might collapse from the weight of its power. There hasn’t been a more emotionally charged film to come out this year, or the last couple years for that matter.

Director Lenny Abrahamson gives his audience the precise point-of-view they need in order to unconditionally empathize with these characters. Not all of us know what its like to be a mother raising a child, but we were all children once discovering things in the world for the first time. Jack experiences and must comprehend everything about the world all at once.

This is an exceptional accomplishment thanks to a director being in sync with his source material and screenplay, written by the novel’s author Emma Donoghue. Having not read the novel, I cannot comment on its translation to the screen. However, the simple story needs no misplaced subplots in order to move along. There’s not much in the way of plot other than the escape, but the story doesn’t demand anything to drive it along. Abrahamson’s direction and the performances by the two leads is enough to keep “Room” never feeling dull or slow.

Lason has been an up-and-coming superstar for a while now, and I can’t believe more people don’t know who she is. After one of the most stunning performances from a young actress I’ve ever seen in “Short Term 12,” the best film of 2013, Larson has yet to match it until now. While she receives top billing, she’s not the star or the focal point of this film, and she knows that. She never tries to overstep her character’s boundaries or be the center of a given scene. Yet, she’s always strong and commanding in her performance. This is a complex roll because Joy is asked to be many different things throughout the film. Larson effortlessly moves through these different emotions, almost as flawlessly as she did in “Short Term 12.”

But “Room” ultimately belongs to young star Tremblay, who is an absolute triumph. Never has someone so young turned in a performance this mature. It’s hard to fathom that this actor is only nine, and may have only been six or seven at the time of production. While Larson is asked to portray a range of contrasting emotions, Tremblay is asked to do even more. He and Larson have such great chemistry that it’s hard to even believe they’re not really mother and son. Once Jack is introduced to the world for the first time, Tremblay’s performance gets exponentially better. The delivery of his actions and dialogue are the most honest of any performance I’ve seen this year. Seeing the sky for the first time, thanking someone for food, or inquiring as to the whereabouts of the household pet are a few standout moments that I can immediately recall, but there’s a stellar moment in every scene. And he’s in every single scene. This kid will wreck your heart with his performance.

“Room” is a stunning film that’s not about kidnapping and captivity, but rather the unshakable bond between a loving mother and her son, and how that love knows no boundaries, not even the small confines of such a tiny room. This is a recurring theme we see in so many films but it rarely connects. When the filmmakers are allowed to strip their film completely down to the bare essential emotions, this whole notion can come out. This is a very heartwarming and uplifting film despite the subject matter that surrounds it. It’s a truly monumental cinematic achievement, and it’s hard to imagine what a better film will look like this year.

Review: Fantastic 4 (2015)

by Trent Crump
★★

 Okay, I think we've all seen the completely miserable other reviews for this movie by now.  It's currently got an 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the critic aggregate.  (A 6% if you just include top critics.)  So it's completely terrible, right?  Pretty much everyone agrees.  Well, yes, it's a ridiculously made film.  It breaks the three act structure, it's actionless until the last 20 minutes, it's drab and arguably dull.  However, I do have a problem with people going by the Rotten Tomatoes aggregate on this.  Basically the site gives the movie an up or down vote based on each individual review.  However, not all bad reviews mean the movie is completely without merit.  And that seems to be the case here.  Sure, the film is a mess, but does it really deserve a score lower than the 2004 Catwoman film (9%)?  1997's incredibly maligned Batman & Robin (11%)?   1986's Howard the Duck (14%)?  In my opinion, no.

    This movie has been marked for at least half a year.  Reports had come in of massive reshoots, the director showing up drunk on set (or not at all some days), the studio getting cold feet and backing out of the agreed story after the director had been hired...  It was a mess.  The comic book purists didn't make things any easier by going after Michael B. Jordon, who plays Johnny Storm (The Human Torch) in the film because he and Sue Storm (Invisible Girl) played by Kate Mara, are supposed to be close brother and sister.  Kate Mara, is of course, white.  Now, the father is black, so I don't know why they didn't have a problem with Kate Mara instead (whose character was adopted as a child).   They insist it isn't a racial thing, so maybe it's just because the family was white in the comics and it's a (non-racial) purity thing.  I don't know.  I do think that over the past five years or so, it's become fashionable for people to pile on a movie based on studio/set turmoil and declare it a bad movie.  They did it for John Carter back in 2012 as well.  Was it horrible?  No.  Was it great?  No.  It was pretty mediocre.  They did it to The Lone Ranger, Green Lantern, and X-Men Origins as well.  Ok, those may have been pretty bad, but I still don't see the point of the practice.  It's a mob mentality that makes a self-fulfilling prophesy.  The people in love with the source material get restless and form a mob.  The studio gets scared.  They take it out on the director.  The director is over-ruled by the studio.  The studio basically takes over the picture, and we get something even worse.  

   That's exactly what happened here.  Now, obviously the director Josh Trank had issues.  He wasn't dependable.  His behavior here is why he has been pulled off the Star Wars movie he was set to direct.  The studio changed the script they had agreed to shoot, apparently, and this had made Trank despondent.  No excuse, but there it is.  They took out most of the action and we have this mess now.

    The story is pretty straightforward.  Reed Richards starts working on a transporter as a kid.  Ben Grimm, whose family owns the town junk yard eventually helps him with it after he doesn't turn Reed in for trying to steal a power converter.  Fast forward seven years and at the school science fair, the two are disqualified after their teacher sees no science in their experiment (which had worked).  However, Dr. Franklin Storm (Reg E. Cathey) and his daughter Sue are there at the time and hire on Reed at the Baxter Foundation to complete his work.  See, what Reed had been working on had already been started on by the foundation under the guidance of Victor Von Doom (Toby Kebbell).  (Yeah, that name'll get you hired...)  Doom had left the project, thinking the world didn't deserve it, being the misanthrope he is.  However, Dr. Storm gets him to come back and help Reed.  Also joining the science team is Dr. Storm's biological son, Johnny, who has daddy issues and just wants to be a daredevil, but his daddy took his car away.  Long story short, they build the transporter and things go downhill for our characters from there.

    The big issue with the movie is that it's all build up.  They spend literally 3/4 of the film without a villain.  Without a fight.  Basically cooped up in a big laboratory.  It's not a fun movie.  There is one big fight in the film.  It lasts maybe 10 minutes, and it (and the movie) is over.  The first act?  Pretty interesting.  You have some character development.  You get to actually like Reed (which is better than the comics do, in my opinion).  You can see how fragile his friend Ben (who becomes the rock-monster The Thing) really is.  He's got a lot of anger boiling up inside.  I don't think I ever saw the character smile in this film. Even before he became The Thing.  Sue is shown to be sort of stand-offish.  She takes a while to warm up to Reed.  She and her brother clearly care for each other a lot but have a strained relationship due to Johnny's issues with his father.  The first half of the film is dedicated to the transporter being built and is all used for character development.  It's pretty great, if a bit boring at times.  The second half is where it all falls apart.  It's when they decided to make it a superhero movie, surprisingly enough.  When the characters get their powers, it's pretty depressing.  They are in pain, locked in cells, not told what's happened to them, and experimented on by the military.  Josh Trank, the director, wanted the powers not to be seen as a blessing at first, but as "disabilities".  And I liked that idea.  However, X-Men explored that better.  Here it just took up another fourth of a film that was running out of time to actually do something.  Well, something happens at the end of act 3.  The birth of Dr. Doom.  (This isn't a spoiler.  Dr. Doom was shown in the trailer.)  Now, Dr. Doom here is without mercy.  He kills people by making their heads explode as he walks by.  It's pretty cool, actually.  The problem is that he starts doing this 20 minutes before the end of the film.  It's like the third act is from a different movie.  How did this dark superhero movie get into my dark character study?  And it's not a good one.  Dr. Doom's plot is cliched to anyone who has seen Moonraker or Watchmen.  And it's not explained well either.  It just sort of happens and our heroes have to fight together.  At least with the Avengers it takes 1 1/2 hours for them to actually tolerate each other to agree to team up.  Here they dislike each other and all of a sudden are using teamwork pretty flawlessly.  

    In the end, it's not the worst movie in the world.  It's not even the worst of the year or the summer.  It is a fascinating train wreck that I hope we get a documentary of one day.  The behind-the-scenes drama sounds fascinating.  I doubt we get the sequel that had been greenlit for 2017.  They'll probably just reboot again.  I personally thought this was more interesting than the 2005 Fantastic Four film, which I hated.  Or maybe this is just one comic that doesn't translate well to screen.  I didn't hate this movie.  Heck, I even sort of liked the chances it took.  The special effects are, indeed, fantastic.  I have no love for the source material, so I wasn't wedded to it as many are.  However, just because one personally likes a film doesn't mean it's good.  This movie is not good.  It's not trash either.  There are way worse movies than this.  If anything it's mediocre.  Don't believe the teeth-gnashers.

Review: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

by Trevor Kirkendall

★★★½

Oh sure, you don’t like Tom Cruise. At least not since he jumped up and down on Oprah’s couch proclaiming his love for his now ex-wife. I’ve heard that sentiment all too often from a vast number of people. People loved 1980s Tom Cruise. They loved him in “Jerry Maguire.” And “Minority Report” was pretty awesome too, right? But being a couch-jumping Scientologist is too much for some folks I guess. You know that happened, like, ten years ago, right? And over the last several years, Cruise’s movies have been pretty great. Didn’t see “Edge of Tomorrow?” Please, you need to see that movie. And “Oblivion” was great too.

Then there’s his “Mission: Impossible” franchise. The third and fourth installments came out post-Oprah incident, which I found to be very enjoyable, especially the fourth film “Ghost Protocol.” The franchise generates enough money to keep warranting sequels, but as long as they’re good who cares? “Mission: Impossible – Rouge Nation” is the latest installment and might be the most adrenaline pumping adventure Cruise’s Ethan Hunt has embarked upon yet.

A terrorist organization known only as The Syndicate has identified Ethan Hunt after he rips off their attempt to smuggle some radioactive weaponry. He’s kidnapped, but subsequently broken out by Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson) who may or may not be an undercover British operative. Meanwhile back home, the CIA lead by Alan Hunley (Alec Baldwin) has disbanded the IMF and is on the lookout for Hunt. Therefore, Hunt, Faust, Brandt (Jeremy Renner), Benji (Simon Pegg), and Luther (Ving Rhames) must all work out of sight of the CIA in order to bring this Syndicate down.

As far as “Mission: Impossible” plots go, “Rouge Nation” is pretty straightforward and easy to follow. You’re not sitting there scratching your head trying to figure out what the heck just happened. You’re here to see high-octane action pieces tied together with a cohesive narrative, and that’s exactly what you get. There’s just enough plot to move everything along from one big action sequence to the next without ever becoming so bogged down by mind numbing plot details. This has become an ever-prevalent problem plaguing so many movies. The story is important, yes, but it doesn’t have to be smothered with so much plot that it becomes a boring mess.

“Rogue Nation” is far from this. Writer/director Christopher McQuarrie (Oscar-winning screenwriter of “The Usual Suspects”) understands that pace is incredibly important in movie such a this and does his duty as a storyteller by showing us all the pertinent information on screen. He does it like this rather than sitting two or more characters at a table and having them over-explain everything little detail. It’s a relief to see something like this in a summer action blockbuster.

McQuarrie’s his already a proven writer, and now continues to improve of his craft as a director. A lot of talk has already been made about Cruise’s airplane stunt (where he actually hung off the side of a military airplane while it took off) but that’s the first stunt we see in the film. From there, it only gets better. Each of these “Mission: Impossible” films has a signature stunt, but there are several different pieces in here that are spectacular.

I won’t go into any details about them, because that would just spoil the surprise, but one of them does involve a high-speed chase. It’s probably one of the best chase scenes we’ve seen (other than the entirety of “Mad Max: Fury Road”) in several years. Most of that can be attributed the stunt driving and the utilization of practical effects rather than CGI. The camera work and editing are pretty sensational too. It’s cut in rapid form, but it’s not overkill. The sequences still make sense. You can clearly differentiate everything that’s happening. These types of scenes don’t happen by accident; they’re carefully crafted from pre-production all the way through the end. When filmmakers, such as McQuarrie, use their heads about what they want everything to look like, that’s when these types of scenes end up being memorable.

Ultimately, “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” is very memorable. From the action scenes to the stellar performances by the entire cast, this film is absolutely one of the most enjoyable movies of the summer. Those who haven’t seen any of the previous films will still be able to enjoy this since these films all seem to stand very well on their own. In an era of film where we’re treated to far too many franchise, Cruise seems to know exactly what he needs to do to position “Mission: Impossible” in a class all of its own.

One more thing: the worst thing action movies can do is open up with a bore. “The Avengers” suffered this issue, opening with walking and talking down hallways about all sorts of exposition. “Age of Ultron” wasn’t much better. It did open with a big action scene, but it was almost entirely CGI and not in a very unique setting. “Rogue Nation” opens with its star hanging off the side of an airplane with no use of green screens and computers. Let’s see Downey, Jr. do that. Love him or hate him, Tom Cruise and this franchise are setting the bar high for everyone else.

Review: Vacation

by Trevor Kirkendall
½★

Dear woman sitting next to me at the screening of “Vacation,”

You are the reason why I love going to the movies, even to the absurdly terrible films like “Vacation.” You see, while I was sitting in the theater hating – seriously hating – the movie, you were sitting next to me cackling at every ridiculous joke that came across the screen. From the legitimately funny situational jokes, to the slapstick scenes that made me shake my head and sigh in disgust. At least one of us was enjoying the film. And I enjoyed your role in the event that was my evening more so than I did any single frame of “Vacation.”

What I’m not saying is that your opinion of the movie is wrong and mine is right. Our opinions of movies are right in our own eyes, and our eyes only. You’ll go home and tell all your friends how hilarious it is, and I’ll be posting to the readers on my website that it’s in the running for worst film of the year. Your friends will choose to agree or disagree with you, and my readers will do the same. As a matter of fact, I’m quite certain people tend to disagree with my opinion more often than they agree with it, a fact that I’m more than okay with.

I found “Vacation” to be largely unfunny, contrary to the vocalization you were making throughout the film. Again, I’m so very glad you vocalized your enjoyment; had you not, I may have stood up from my seat and attempted to stick my head through the concrete wall.

Judging from the fact that you looked just slightly older than me, I’m going to guess your are aware that this movie is a reboot of the 1983 film of the same name from the late-and-great-and-inimitable Harold Ramis. But did you hear the group of high school kids behind us praising the film as the funniest thing they’ve ever seen? Do you think they know this is a reboot? I think the original film had far much more heart than this one, which made it much more enjoyable.

I thought Ed Helms playing the role of Rusty Griswold was a pretty solid choice. He’s a gifted comedian, and the things that make him a joy to watch were on full display throughout the film. But he seemed to phone it in. Only in one or two scenes did he come across looking like the son of Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase). Other than that, he might has well have been playing the role of Andy Bernard from his former TV series “The Office.” Numerous actors have portrayed the character as a kid, and they all brought with them a different take on it. But they all felt like the son of Clark in each outing. That’s not the case here. We only accept that he is Clark’s son because we’re told he’s Clark’s son.

Everything about this film looked like amateurs produced it. You would think that if someone was going to reboot a beloved franchise, they’d at least attempt to retain some of that same soul, but I found none of it. It was just one joke after the other, like is a comedian just standing there rambling without any segue. What’s lacking here is anything even remotely resembling a story. Sure, you could say the story is Rusty Griswold wanting to take his wife Debbie (Christina Applegate) and his two sons James and Kevin (Skyler Gisondo and Steele Stebbins) on an epic vacation to Walley World, just like he did as a kid with his family. That would be the plot of the film, all right, but there’s nothing else to it. Everything is just one poor joke after another, never building on anything that precedes it.

All these other characters are familiar stereotypes lacking any kind of growth and development as this sorry excuse for a story moves on. James is a dorky kid and Kevin is a foul mouthed little brother. Hearing the youngest son say phrases that were well above his age was funny the first couple of times, but quickly wore out its humor. The only time I found the film to have any ounce of legitimate humor was when Helms channeled his inner Chevy Chase. When he looked like the grown up son of Clark Griswold, the film was funny. Unfortunately, this only amounts to about two scenes throughout the entire film.

The thing about a movie like this is that it’s the product of years of market research and numerous test screenings. Which jokes play well to the masses? Which scenes get the biggest responses from the audience? I believe that a movie should just exist on its own without the need of test screenings. Either the film plays well, or it doesn’t. Instead, the final project is hacked-to-pieces mess that technically qualifies as a “motion picture” because a major studio financed it. There’s nothing artistic about this film at all.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” is probably what you’re thinking right now. “You just said ‘artistic’ about an R-rated comedy that first introduced itself with a red band trailer earlier this year. There’s nothing artistic about that!” Well, that’s true. I shouldn’t be going into a movie like “Vacation” expecting an Oscar-worthy experience. And I don’t. But I do expect everything released to be good. That’s not too much to ask. The basic pillars of storytelling need to be followed each and every time. I didn’t get that from this reboot of “Vacation” at all.

That responsibility sits square on the shoulders of the writer/directors John Francis Daley (an actor, primarily, as seen on the TV series “Bones”) and Jonathan M. Goldstein. How these two conned their way into writing and directing this abomination is beyond me. And they’ve somehow worked their way into writing the script for the upcoming Spider-Man reboot for Marvel. How did that happen? To you, they may have cranked out one of the funniest movies of the summer. Again, that’s completely your opinion. One you’re absolutely entitled to and that is perfectly okay. I’m not saying you’re wrong. But wouldn’t this have been even more memorable if there was a decent story tying all these funny jokes together? Would the jokes have had more of an impact if the characters were at least half way developed? The idea about focusing a “Vacation” story on the adult son of Clark Griswold is intriguing, but fails miserably. I wish we could talk a year from now and see if you remember any of the jokes or plot points in the film. Maybe you would. If you do, fantastic. If not, then that would prove my point.

Maybe I am getting too carried away here. After all, the vast majority of the moviegoers in the screening seemed to enjoy themselves. Especially you! I am in no way mocking your opinion here. Just stating what I saw in this film. This is probably not a great review of the film itself since a movie critic shouldn’t get so wrapped up with words “I” and “me," words which I have overused in this review. This was merely a way for me to express my opinion of the movie without being cruel or angry about it. In fact, when I think back to this movie, I’m going to remember your infectious laugh more than anything. So for that, I thank you. Take some comfort in knowing that your enjoyment made me enjoy the experience, which gives this film a bonus half-star rating.

I hope to see you again in another terrible movie sometime in the future.

Review: Ant-Man

by Trevor Kirkendall
★★★

We’re about to embark in a phase of Marvel’s Cinematic Universe that will make or break the studio’s ability to pull in hundreds of millions of dollars with each outing. This is a phase consisting of many of the studio’s lesser-known properties. We saw the studio’s success last summer with “Guardians of the Galaxy.” This summer brings us “Ant-Man.” Non-comic book readers such as myself will probably take one look at that title and think it’s nonsense. Despite it’s goofy sounding title, Marvel once again succeeds in producing a highly entertaining film.

Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) is a convicted felon being released from prison after a three-year stint. He wants to live an honest life now for the sake of his daughter, otherwise his ex-wife Maggie (Judy Greer) and her fiancé Paxton (Bobby Cannavale) may not let him anywhere near her. But it’s tough to find a job after being in prison. So he quickly turns back to being a burglar with the help of his goofy friend Luis (Michael Peña). They end up breaking into the home of Dr. Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) who has some kind of incredible shrinking suit hiding in a safe. When Scott puts it on, he’s shrunken down to the size of an ant.

Turns out, Pym would now like Scott’s help since he successfully stole the suit. Pym would like Scott to become what he calls the Ant-Man in order to prevent a copy of the shrinking technology from being sold by his former protégée Darren Cross (Corey Stoll). Pym thinks that selling this technology to governments could lead to chaos in the world. Pym and Scott along with Pym’s daughter Hope (Evangeline Lilly) plan a heist in order to break into the company and steal the technology from Cross.

There are probably folks out there who know who Ant-Man is, but there will be many more people in the audience who don’t. We do need an introduction, but there’s nothing more boring than a standard origin story. “Ant-Man” appears to have been conceived as a comical heist movie first, with the Scott Lang/Ant-Man character dropped in after the major plot points were already worked out. That’s what makes “Ant-Man” such a compelling film to watch. It’s a well thought out plot without seeming so heavy handed.

This does leave the film lacking in character development just slightly. It’s not that the characters in “Ant-Man” are boring or uninteresting, it’s that they’re too familiar. There are so many similarities between this film and some of Marvel’s earlier works where there’s barely a distinction between the films anymore. At times, “Ant-Man” seems very similar to the original “Iron Man” film. That’s not a horrible comparison since “Iron Man” is still probably one of Marvel’s finest offerings. But Marvel needs to look into diversifying their origin stories a little bit, especially with so many coming over the next several years.

Character aside, “Ant-Man” is loaded with a lot of sharp and witty humor thanks to the talented group of writers Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish with additional material from Adam McKay and Rudd. There are many parts of this film that have Wright’s DNA all over it (no surprise since he was initially hired to direct the film as well). Wright is one of the sharpest comedic minds in Hollywood today and it shows in his writing. McKay and Rudd added their own take on the material; most likely bringing the Scott Lang character into someone easier for Rudd to play. Rudd shines as Lang and he’s a perfect choice to play the part. That loveable every-man shtick he brings to all of his roles is largely left out for most of the picture, but he brings it out at all the right times. It’s a balanced performance from Rudd – one of the better offerings of his career, too.

Director Peyton Reed (“Yes Man”) is comfortably in control of the film despite having never worked in the action/sci-fi genre before. I don’t take any real issues with his handling of the film, but I can’t help but think how great this film could have been had Wright been sitting in the director’s chair. He left the project over creative differences with the studio, and he’s not the first person (nor will he be the last) to tell Marvel, “no.” But that leads me to wonder how in-control Reed is of this film, or if Kevin Feige is standing over his should dropping some not-so-subtle hints about what he and the studio would like to see.

Oh well. We can’t judge the film we wanted to see; we can only judge the film we did see, and Peyton Reed’s “Ant-Man” is a well-conceived heist film, filled with all the right amounts of witty humor. I had zero expectations for this and didn’t know what to expect, but it certainly is entertaining and a worthy addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Marvel seems to have found an origin story formula they like and they’re sticking to it. It’s working fine for now, but they need to expand their creative boundaries a little more moving forward. Otherwise, their forthcoming slate of features is going to get old real quick.

Review: Minions

by Trevor Kirkendall
★★★

It’s tough to successfully pull off a spinoff film of secondary characters from an already popular movie franchise. The cute and loveable Minions from the “Despicable Me” films seem like a prime candidate for their own standalone film since they’re arguably the most loved part of the films, especially with the kids. No kid walks around quoting Gru, but even full grown adults walk around quoting – or at least attempting to – quote the Minions. Their own film “Minions” does succeed at standing on its own, and there’s really no other word to describe the film other than cute.

“Minions” shows us where these little creatures came from. They’ve been on the planet since the dawn of time. If you’ve seen the trailer, they’ve already covered the entire back-story so let’s skip that part. The Minions find themselves without a boss to serve, and without a boss they don’t know what to do. One Minion, Kevin, gets the bright idea to go out searching for a new boss in order to save all the Minions. He is accompanied on his journey by two other Minions, Stuart and Bob. They set out and end up in New York in the late 1960s.

Once there, they set out to find a boss. They fall into the favor of the world’s greatest super villain Scarlett Overkill (Sandra Bullock) and her husband  Herb (Jon Hamm). Scarlett wants to be Queen of England and tasks the Minions with stealing the Queen’s crown. If they can get her the crown, she’ll reward them by allowing all the other Minions to come and work for her. If they fail, well, she’ll just have to destroy them. And since Minions are involved, we all know that shenanigans and hilarity ensue.

There isn’t a whole lot to say about “Minions” and I don’t take any real issue with anything in the film. It’s definitely a kid’s movie, first and foremost. Some movies, like the first two “Despicable Me” films, tend to be sprinkled with some adult humor to keep the parents laughing. That type of humor is missing from “Minions.” Director Pierre Coffin (creator of the Minions and “Despicable Me,” who also provides the voices for all the Minions) knows who in his audience loves the Minions and has made this film just for them.

A parent accompanying their kids to this film could find his or herself a little bored with the film, especially if they’re the type who finds the Minions annoying. But how can anyone hate the Minions? They’re the best part of “Despicable Me” and take center stage in this film. There’s just enough plot to move the story forward. It never falls victim to too much dead time or filler. It’s easy to follow so the adults to know what’s happening, but not so dense that the youngest viewers in the audience loose track or find themselves bored.

“Minions” doesn’t try to portray these guys any differently than in their early films. They’re the Minions. They have their own movie. And it’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect it to be. If you love them, there’s nothing to dislike here. It’s a much simpler and more lighthearted story than “Despicable Me,” but this one’s for the kids. All they want to do is laugh every time a Minion opens his mouth to say something. “Minions” is 90 minutes of just that.